Sunday, December 28, 2008

Thing #2: I've never been beamed into space.

Television, movies, books, comics, computer games, all have taught us that if we are nerdy enough, and geeky enough, and just plain socially inept enough, we will get beamed into space to help aliens take on a genocidal, galactic threat, all the while teaching the aliens something helpful and noble that all Americans know instinctively.
I have been as maladjusted as possible through the years, and I'm starting to think it was all for nothing.

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