I've never : Given a bum a dollar or two and then had him reward me at a crucial time with a ton of money, or by kicking a bunch of bullies' asses for me.
Had to hold a talent show to help out a friend in need.
I've never gotten upset with a friend over something they said while I was eavesdropping, but hung up before the end of the conversation. I"ve always waited to hear the entire conversation so I know without a doubt my friend is stabbing me in the back. Also, while attempting to bury their body, I've never had to pretend he's my drunk friend officer, and I'm taking him home.
I've never had to reminisce about past experiences to...wait...I've done that lots of times actually, never mind...
Never gone back in time to experience what would have happened if I'd done something differently, then learning it would suck, but luckily it was all a dream.
Never gone far back in time to historic times to learn first hand about how great the Constitution was, or how great Ben Franklin was before waking up and finding out it was all a dream.
Never ...to my knowledge, anyway, let sudden success or wealth change my relationship with my friends....I can't look down on them more than I already do anyway...
I've never rolled around in toxic waste and gotten super powers...though I did get some nasty chemical burns if that counts.
More when I think of it and can be bothered.
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